No Way To Duck

3 women died and went to heaven.

St Peter greets them and says, "Once you get to Heaven, you mustn't step on any ducks." The 3 women agree.

Once they got in, it's wall-to-wall ducks. A day goes by and the 1st woman steps on a duck. St Peter came back with this old, smelly, fat, ugly man and chained them together saying, "For stepping on a duck, you have to spend forever chained to this man."

Another day goes by and the 2nd woman steps on a duck. The same thing, she was chained to another old, smelly, fat, ugly man by St Peter.

The 3rd woman sees this happening and doesn't want it to happen to her too. So for a month she hasn't stepped on a single duck.

St Peter came back and chained her together with this really handsome man and walked away. The 3rd woman says, "How come i have the pleasure of being chained to you?"

The handsome man replies, "I don't know about you but i stepped on a duck."