LOL

A man was at a beach trying to pick up some chicks. However, after walking up and down the beach so many times, there is still no girls taking notice of him.

Feeling a little upset, he decided to approach the lifeguard for some advice.

The lifeguard saw him and said, "Aiyo, the swimming shorts you're wearing is so old, filmsy and baggy, of course no girls will take notice of you lah!"

"Let me tell you. What you need is a pair of low-cut speedos and then take a potato to stuff it inside. With this enhancement, guarantee you not only will attract the girls at the beach but even the guys as well."

Heeding the advice, the man did as what was told, and the next day he was back at the beach again. This time round wearing a speedo swimming trunk and with a potato stuffed inside.

This time when the girls at the beach saw him, however, they all shunned him even more and turned away in disgust. Some even cursed him, "Pervert!" "Bian tai!" "Cheekopek!" "Sicko!"

Unclear of what had gone wrong, the man went back looking for the lifeguard again.

When the lifeguard saw him, he almost fainted.

"Aiyo! The potato is supposed to be stuffed in front not at the back!"