On The Ball

Who say all guys have to play soccer? I'm an exception and not that I'm proud of.

To clarify, I have absolutely nothing against this long time favourite past-time among guys. It's just that I can't seem to get the interest in playing it and which leads on to thinking I may have soccerphobia. I have had past bad experiences of getting hit by a soccer ball on the head, in the stomach, on the back and other parts which I can't remember, and yes, it hurts.

Furthermore, my kicking skills totally sucks if you ask me that. Imagine me trying to kick a ball off and it still lays there in situ. 0_O