The Complete Idiot's Guide to be ANNOYING

- Repeat everything someone says as a question.
- Leave your turn signal on for 50km.
- Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
- Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
- Name your dog "Dog".
- Interrupt into somebody's conversation.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- Sing along at a opera.
- Pretend to be high.
- Fickle or scratch your hair while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.
- Sniffle incessantly.
- Drum on every available surface.
- Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
- Chew on pens that you've borrowed.