Big Brother is watching you
If you are at ur void deck waiting for the lift and you sees this notice that says, "Lift is equipped with a hidden camera", dun be like me, stubborn enough not to believe it. Not that i've been caught on the camera for doing smethg illegal inside the lift but a case like this did happen.
Juz last week, a picture tat shows the back view of a man was put up on the TC notice board at my block. Apparently this man have been caught for peeing inside the lift. Judging by its back view, it appears to be a Chinese man who's in his 20s or 30s. At the same moment my nothing-good-comes-out-of-the-mouth sister hve to add on saying, "Hey, that looks like Ah-Kor..." On the spot i gave her a very big pinch.
It indeed is very surprising to learn that there's really a hidden camera being fixed in the lift. So we have been taking their words for granted all this while. But hell no! Wouldn't like our privacy be invaded? In this case, inside a lift?
Well you know, there are people who like to do funny stances when they are alone. E.g. diggin' their nose, smelling their hands after scratching their armpits, singing as if inside a ktv room, talking/laughing to themselves, making out passionately (applies to couples)... I bet the person who sits infront of the security monitor watching will either crinch in disgust or laugh his chair off.
But of course can't deny it is a good thing too. Ever since the picture was put up, the Pee-Wee culprit seems to have stop his perverted habit of peeing in public places. ( Scared liao ar?... ) Finally no more having to travel in a lift filled with urine stench everyday and also less Hokkien curses coming from my elderly neighbours. ( Before: "Yao siew eh, tak pai na dian tui phang lio...")
Well for me, no matter how urgent i am, i will still tahun till i get to my home's toilet and do my business. But then, got few times i already wetted my pants by the time i reached my floor coz the lift is like taking ages to travel up. Tatz was when i'm still a young kid then. =p
And I have no privacy
Whooooa-oh-oh
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me, is it just a dream
~ Somebody's Watching Me : Rockwell
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