To Boss, With Love

A man was walking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. Angry, he turned around and kicked it.

A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp. But the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp. Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, i still hv to grant u 3 wishes. But becoz of wat u did, i'll oso give twice of what u wish for to the person u hate the most - your boss."

And so the man agreed to the genie's condition and quickly made his 1st wish. He said, "I want lots of money." Immediately, $22 million was deposited into his bank account and $44 million was deposited in his boss's account.

For his 2nd wish, he asked for a couple of luxury cars. Instantly, a Ferrari and a Porsche appeared. And at the same time, 2 of each car appeared in his boss's garage.

Finally the genie said, "This would be ur last wish, so choose carefully."

The man replied, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney... "