So Sick...

2 men are admitted to the hospital. Too weak to speak, they sleep for days.

After 2 weeks, the 1st man gets the strength to point to himself and say, "American."

His roommate says, "Canadian." Exhausted, they pass out.

2 weeks later, the American summons the strength to speak again. "Shawn," he says in a frail voice. "Dave," his roommate squeaks. They both fall back into a deep sleep.

2 weeks later, Shawn rouses himself enough to speak. "Cancer," he says.

Dave clears his throat and says, "Sagittarius."