Headliners

Recently reported news which i find amusing to me.

• "Ad"-decott Hill Queen, Zoe Tay, strikes again with her latest "I swallow" ad. ~ Sounds obscene enough.
• Some patients at CGH (Changi General Hospital) complained tat they were being woken up by nurses in the wee hours of the morning at 3am to take their showers. Reason given - the nurses were too busy to bathe them in the day. One patient's son even thot his mum has serious senile problem when he didn't believed her of this practice tat the hospital have.

  Point taken - waking up at 3am to bathe actually makes you more clear-headed.

• Movie flip.
  Chai-Lai Angels -> Chia-Lat Angels
  Snakes On A Plane -> Cow On A Bike ("Barnyard")
• "You do this got money issit??!!" was wat a lady passenger received as a compliment after she told a young couple on the MRT tat no eating is allowed.
• MP of Yio Chu Kang GRC, Mr Seng Han Thong, got hoot (hokkien for punch) in the face by a crotchety taxi uncle.

  Now that's "Crotchety Tiger, Beaten Dragon".