fun@work

What it actually means at work

1. Outgoing Personality - Always going out of the office
2. Great Presentation Skills - Ability to bullshit
3. Good Communication Skills - Spends lotsa time on phone
4. Work is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
5. Active Socially - Drinks a lot
6. Independent Working - Nobody knows what he/she does all the time
7. Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses
8. Careful Thinker - Doesn't make a decision
9. Uses Logic on difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it
10. Expresses Well - Speaks English
11. Meticulous Attention to Detail - A nit picker
12. Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a louder voice
13. Exceptionally Good Judgement - Lucky
14. Keen Sense of Humour - Knows lotsa dirty jokes
15. Career-minded - Back stabber
16. Loyal - Cant get a job anywhere
17. Plans for Promotion/Advancement - Buys drinks for the boys
18. Of Great Value to the Organisation - Gets to work on time
19. Hardworking - Always staying back after work
20. Relaxed Attitude - Sleeps at desk

A fren of mine told me this interesting joke.

If the boss ask you this, why you spent so many hours to do your work and still have not even finish?

Your reply is: "Boss, if work can be finish it wouldn't be called work."