For The Singapore Patrotic Only

I Love Singapore ( to be sung to the tune of "I Love New York" by Madonna )

I don't like cities, but I like Singapore
Other places make me feel like a dork
Lor Geylang is for people who sleep
Paris and London, baby you can keep

Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other city ever made me glad
Except Singapore
I love Singapore
I love Singapore
I love Singapore